townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

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A stunning high res photo of Saturn’s Moon Enceladus

A stunning high res photo of Saturn’s Moon Enceladus

erosgoldenstar:

Today my English teacher was acting grumpy and halfway through class she sighed and said “I’m sorry I’m cranky today guys, I just keep thinking about the How I Met Your Mother finale”

fook-me:

OH MY GOD

fook-me:

OH MY GOD

badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

mis4nthropy:

me: (worries about all the things I haven’t done yet)
me: (still doesn’t do them)

ryaynross:

im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well we know who the gay one is” and they heard her and none of them have said a word since